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lilacrevolution:

Mein Beitrag zum Deutschen Dienstag: Schlechte Wortwitze

Sagt der große Stift zum kleinen Stift: “Wachsmalstift!”

Treffen sich zwei Rosinen. Fragt die eine: “Warum trägst du denn einen Helm?” Antwortet die andere: “Ich muss gleich noch mal in den Stollen!”

Warum haben Fische Schuppen? Damit sie ihre Fahrräder abstellen können.

Treffen sich ein Walfisch und ein Thunfisch.
Sagt der Walfisch: “Was sollen wir tun, Fisch?”
Sagt der Thunfisch: “Du hast die Wahl, Fisch.”

Eine Kerze zur anderen: “Was machst du heute Abend?” - “Ich glaube, ich gehe aus.”

naraciel27:

monkeyscandance:

speakslittle:

ashlee-ketchum:

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

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2014:

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just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

I really needed this post

2003:

Trying my hand at shoujo always ended in a hilarious disaster.

2014:

Jumping on this post as well, because it is important to remember this at times.

2003:

2014:

13 year old me would be stoked to see where I am now. It’s really good to look back sometimes and appreciate how far you’ve come. And then imagine how much further you can go when you keep drawing.

it’s sad to think you always think you draw pretty ok ..and when you look at it a few years later you are like……omg…*dies in shame*

2000~2002

2014

thekingofwinter:

shitty-fallen-angel:

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frillious:

camilleonart:

Sleepovers.

this is so accurate i mean like one time at a friend’s we all started laughing over stupid pick-up lines then switched into discussing our deepest fears i just wtf is it something in the air at night

we went from crying over fandoms to discussing paranormal experiences

We went from talking about vines to discussing about drugs to rubbing our tongues on carpets

we went from talking about vulcan dicks to theories on the meaning of life

weeping-shades-of-indigo:

darknesstomato:

brian-mays-hair-curlers:

frozenfussay:

yggdrasill—:

inedible-you:

I really don’t care what kind of blogs you have, This deserves a reblog

man the last image really got me..

The second to last really killed me.

A simple thing we see frequently on the Internet being put into the perspective of real life.

The last one put me to tears all I can think is my grandpa and how much I miss him

I don’t advocate war but the I have a lot of love for the victims of it. These put things into perspective.

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